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groans:

kids0ftheblackhole:

good

i like this story because a cop was shot but nobody will get in trouble for shooting the cop and some children got to calmly play with a dog

(Source: rawstory.com)

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame.

Oscar Wilde (via observando)

soloontherocks:

neoliberalismkills:

angeloatemychickenwings:

product-of-a—horror-film:

okay I always see the popular pictures and gifs of him being a badass but seeing him in his natural habitat is awesome as heck

HE LOOKS SO CUTE IN GLASSES

skeleton guy wears glasses

(Source: elizabethcorso)

meladoodle:

sorry son, it’s not MY fault you were born on opposite day.. now where are my presents

(Source: meladoodle)

popculturebrain:

Louis CK covers the new GQ

"My girls and I make a lot of dark jokes together. In the upcoming season [of Louie], there’s a line from a conversation I had with my older girl. She was saying how whenever she sees a three-legged dog, it lifts her spirits, because three-legged dogs are wonderfully unaware that they have a malady. They just walk around, and they don’t give a shit. And I said, ‘You know, honey, they are lucky. But do you know the only thing luckier than a three-legged dog? A four-legged dog.’ And she really laughed. Whenever she laughs that hard at something dark? I know it’s good.”

popculturebrain:

Louis CK covers the new GQ

"My girls and I make a lot of dark jokes together. In the upcoming season [of Louie], there’s a line from a conversation I had with my older girl. She was saying how whenever she sees a three-legged dog, it lifts her spirits, because three-legged dogs are wonderfully unaware that they have a malady. They just walk around, and they don’t give a shit. And I said, ‘You know, honey, they are lucky. But do you know the only thing luckier than a three-legged dog? A four-legged dog.’ And she really laughed. Whenever she laughs that hard at something dark? I know it’s good.”

z-o-l-a:

My dad gave our 2 month old English bulldog puppy a taste of strawberry Popsicle today. This is true happiness.

fuckyeahbehindthescenes:

Joaquin Phoenix got so involved in the scene where Commodus murders his father that he actually fainted afterward.
Gladiator (2000)

fuckyeahbehindthescenes:

Joaquin Phoenix got so involved in the scene where Commodus murders his father that he actually fainted afterward.

Gladiator (2000)

kennytarpon:

Chunk is a Basset Hound and a Pitbull mix. He fricken’ rules. He has 2 different colored eyes. He is absolutely ridiculous.

Dogs with 2 different colored eyes: “Native Americans thought these animals had a great spirit a connection with the spirit world and they were honored anyone with one was special and would not be harmed even an enemy. These dogs or wolves were worshipped.”